It was a rough week.

To start with, my clients are all driving me crazy. I had a handful of home visits this week and I don't think a single one of the homes had AC. I gave the fastest legal advice possible. Also, because it’s summer, kids are out of school and seem to be doing nothing but milling about and causing trouble. Which is exactly what I used to do in the summers, but boy is it obnoxious. And, I just got an iPhone and couldn’t figure out how to use *67 all week, so now way too many of my clients have my cell phone number. And have been using it. “We’re out of food. Better call Nikki.” “Little Jimmy down the street got busted for pot. Nikki will know what to do.” “Wheel of Fortune has been moved to 10AM. Nikki should know about this.” Ok. It's not that bad. But, still.

Then Izzy got sick. She had to go to the vet. She meowed and meowed until they stuck a thermometer in her butt and then she went totally mute and I don’t think she’ll ever be the same. To make matters worse, we have to give her TWO kinds of medicine TWICE a day and she has been ridiculously unhappy about us shoving things down her throat all the time. It’s like a war-zone around here.

And now Saturday is here and it’s time to party, but there’s rain in the forecast all weekend. Ok, week. You win. I give up.

As a side note, my sister scolded me this week for mentioning penises so many times during my last post. Apparently my nieces and nephew are following my blog.

Hey guys! Auntie Nikki apologizes for all of the penis-talk. To make up for it, I’ll be sure your mom brings you home lots of souvenirs after her visit next weekend. (It just took me three tries to spell “souvenirs”). Which reminds me. MY SISTER IS COMING TO VISIT! IN LESS THAN A WEEK!
P.S. Nate-Matt says “hi!”