Somehow, I managed to miss the Miss America pageant last night. I was ridiculously focused on a Settlers of Catan game and it just wasn't on my radar. Even though I won the game, I was pretty pissed when I realized what I'd missed out on.
But all is not lost, because I got to see this clip today:
Is this not the most awesome thing you've ever seen? You know all the other contestants were totally talking trash about her behind her back. But, the joke is on them! Because while they ALL danced and sang (honestly, like all 51 of them), she ventriloquized (I had to look that up) AND yodeled, bitch!
Miss Arkansas, you got robbed!
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Sunday, January 9, 2011
I'm surprised this thing is even still here!
I'm actually a little hungover. Correction: I'm a lot hungover. As a result, I don't have a lot to say so I'll just share some of my favorite pictures from the holidays. I had an AMAZING time in the Outer Banks and am pretty unhappy about being back. I was really born to be on vacation. Permanently.
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| We worked REALLY hard to find a live Christmas Tree on the island. Success! |
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| Puzzling and boozing go hand-in-hand. |
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| Thurman refusing to let my parents dance without him. He's got dependency issues. |
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| Note to self: Grandpa lets you eat ice cream when you wake up on Christmas morning before everyone else. |
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| This WHOLE tree washed up on shore! |
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