So far we have a big empty room and two cases of wine. Using my best math skills, I figure that means we can each have half of a glass. But I really hate math, so don't quote me on that. In fact, whenever I'm interviewing kids for work and they tell me that math is their favorite subject, I tell them that math is dumb and they should get a different favorite subject. TAKE THAT, MR. DAWSON. (Mr. Dawson was my high school geometry teacher and based on my inability to grasp basic math concepts, I don't think he expected me to make much of myself. I'm getting back at him by ruining math for a whole new generation.)
Point is, don't come up to me at the wedding demanding your half of a glass of wine. I COULD BE WRONG.
Izzy has 315 days to learn how to carry our rings down the aisle.
